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[30 Dec 2008|10:05pm]

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[26 Aug 2007|09:23pm]
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LAST NIGHT WAS AMAZING! WOO [08 Aug 2007|03:53am]

You likey? I likey too!Collapse )
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Ok from now on.... [09 Jul 2007|10:34pm]
[ mood | crazy ]

I refuse on calling Ray by his fake name.....

I dont care if people belive me or not....

Yeah, my evidence is rather small, but at least its there...

I WILL PROVE ONCE AND FOR ALL one day...

But I'll need to film it...

That would be awkward

"Tell the camera the truth Ray... COME ON! PEOPLE NEED TO KNOWWW"
That would be veerryyyyy bad...
XD

Ray Torres FTW

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MCR PETITION, SIGN! [27 Jun 2007|04:09pm]
http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/mcrbulletstour
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GERARD WAY SPEAKS TWO [26 Jun 2007|05:10pm]
[ mood | dorky ]



I wasnt going to make another one due to lazyness and lack of excitement....
But after more than 27 thousand views, and people begging for another one,thats what came out...

The voice is a tad off, and its not as good as the first one... (I confess)
But hey, at least I made another one!

Im still in awe that a product of my boredom led to 27 thousand views...
(which also happened with prison backards, with more than 36 thousand views)

WARNING
I would leave this as a surprise, but Im a nice person, so I warn you, Mikeys voice IS meant to sound... erm... weird...
So TURN DOWN you volume alittle if you dont want to fall out off your chair...

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MCR DIRTY TAKING [26 May 2007|12:02pm]
I wanted to make a conversation out of MCR songs/lyrics and thats what came out...

lol Dont kill me...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FYzYlvjs9A4

Please rate...
If you hate it rate it like 1 star!
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[26 Apr 2007|08:39pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]


There it is...
A picture with the greatest people EVER...
Im sitting next to Gerard...
To my right is Britney... the one I talked about on the Review... Her mom is in the back wearing a blue shirt...
It was amazing!

More Pictures!Collapse )
More pics can be found on my photobucket....
http://s62.photobucket.com/albums/h92/ketfofet1212/MCR%20and%20MUSE%20in%20Atlanta%20April%2024%202007/

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CONCERT REVIEW [25 Apr 2007|01:12pm]
Its kinda rushed, sorry guys!


Ok, the best concert EVER...

So I get there at 6AM. Im 27th in line, so I get a bracelet with a number (27). There I meet an amazing girl. Named Britney. We hung out throughout the whole thing. Her mom is my new mommy. She my new sister. Her mom is 57 and has two tumors in her legs. Shes going to go to surgery Thursday and she drove down from Alabama to see MCR. They didnt know if they had meet and greets yet. So when Lauren calls me about mine I ask her what about them. And she says they have it. Her mom started crying so hard. It made me cry. It was such an emotional moment. Her mom said it was all she wanted for Britney. We cried like little babies. I was so glad. Because I wanted them to meet MCR so bad. We hung out the whole day. They are sweet hearts. I made a new friend and Im so glad. Because they are so nice. <3

So ok. Frank and Gerard share a bus... while the other guys share another bus. The first bus to arrive was Rays and Bobs. It was bright red. Then HOURS later Frank and Gerard arrived. I swear to god that gave me horrible thoughts.... D: (UNLEASH) We are waiting in line the whole day. I met Shaye from UMCRS. Which was hilarious because I was like “Im never going to find Shaye. Shes a tree. Inside joke)” And this girl comes to hug me and shes like “Im Shaye!” and I'm like “OMG Thats so freaky! You read minds!” I love your gloves by the way! Me want! So yeah. We go to the bathroom, hear the Sound check-up from there. Then back to line. I was sick all day. I couldn't eat or drink, I was getting nauseous and nervous about everything. But Britney's mom bought me some fries that I shoved down my throat, so I wouldn't pass out. It was very nice of her. When we lined up to enter, We were checked with metal detectors. No cameras no photos with cell phones... NOTHING. I ran to the front. I was at the barricade in front of Ray. It was awesome! During IDLY, I promised I wouldn't cry, but... I cried... sobbed... hiccuped. Britney held me and tried to comfort me. This guy behind me put his arm around me and did the same. It was so nice of them. They were the greatest. Gerard was very quiet. But weird as always.... hahaha. He started doing the “crotch rub” in front of me. And he looked at me. Everyone screamed, I kept singing and looking at him right in the eye, ignoring the crotch thrusting/rubbing. (I think thats why he got in a bad mood. He was like “She dont think me sexy, I cry” LOL) Before mama Gerard was whispering some stuff and I only made out “Youre afraid of making friends because you dont know if their heads might get blown off the next day” when the song was over. I remember screaming “DONT DO IT, PLEASE DONT IT” referring to the little crying he does at the end of it. Well he didnt. Instead, for the first time during the night, I felt that Gerard wasnt in a good mood. He went. “A surprise?” “A surprise party?” “For me?” and then in a really cold voice (and I could see his face, he had a really sarcastic/mean expression) he said “You shouldn't have” And that sent shivers through my body. Because it sounded so... mean... Before Teenagers, Gerard gave his first speech. (Other then telling us “The Black Parade loves it when you boo” and making us boo them) He said that the world can be a scary place. But we should never hurt ourselves, or take our own lives. He said that we “Should never resort to violence” and repeated that over. It was VERY inspiring. During disenchanted it was my turn to comfort. I hugged Britney who was sobbing. A lot. I tried to make her feel better by telling her her hair smelled good. But she was ok. During the same song (i think) They had to stop halfway through so Gerard could tell people to pick each other up, cause people were fainting. He played with the spot light and pointed it at people. He said Matt Cortez helped build Bobs drum and has “A GREAT ASS” which was freaky, but funny lol.
BTW, Matt is like Mikey #2 He moves like Mikey and the way he had his hair he kinda looked like him. I was like “Mikey... just fatter”
Gerard's voice was squeaky. But he was making it squeaky. Just for the first set. He was acting. Before MCR came back on. He said that “TBP has to go home now.” they needed to “Go back home to Italy”
During the second set, I called Zoot my friend. She heart two full songs, but my phone was dying. D:
Sorry hun...
It was amazing. I was with Britney the whole time, we jumped, we cried, we screamed. It was amazing...

At the end of it they threw the set list and it hit Britney and me. I held on to it as hard as I could and some other girl was holding it from behind. I just turned around and screamed "SHES GOT IT SHES ALREADY GOT IT" and the girl let go. I shoved the set list to her chest and she held on to it...
Of course then she burst into tears again.

But then... I had a M&G to go to!
:D
IT WAS HILARIOUS....

I had to get Merch, so I ran out and got it really fast then came back down to the M&G spot. There was a table with 4 chairs set up. We got in line. I was again, With Britney and her mom. They were so happy. And that made me happy...
So yeah, we're in line, MCR are already sitting at the table. and all of a sudden Britney goes “Pull your pants up Mr Toro.” And I look at Rays (they were sitting with their backs to us) and I see like, freaking butt crack sticking out. I start laughing nonstop. My face is red and people around are like “WTF?” I was like “Thanks for pointing it out!” and her mom just goes “Look at Franks!” and Franks underwear is like half out... I lost it. I had to sit down to keep from laughing. I mean, Ray Toro's butt crack. FUNNY. You have to agree with that! When we get near the table Britney is like “Im so nervous” and the security guy is like “They wont bite!” Her mom went first then her. Then it was me. First it was Butt Crack Ray. I handed him the MCRmy project and he kinda opened it and went through it and said “Oh thats awesome” I explained what it was and he was like “Cool!” I asked for a hug and he was like “SURE! Come on in!” I had to lean from beside the table to hug him, but the security guy was right there, so it was kinda hard and my shoulder just hit Ray square in the face. I was like “OMG IM SO SORRY ABOUT THAT” and he giggled and said it was ok. He asked my name and I said it and he asked for spelling so I spelled it and he was like “Oh, Kathleen, I thought you said Cathrine” I was like “Accents” He smiled and signed my card. The other three boys were drawing all over the table. Next one was Bob. He shook my hand and started signing my card. I was like “You guys were awesome out there! Sorry I cried during IDLY...” He looked at me and went “But were they happy tears or sad tears?” I didn't want to tell him the truth so I said “Happy tears” and he said “Thats good then”. What Bob Bryar doesn't know, doesn't hurt Bob Bryar. I pointed at the picture he drew and said “Ray” He was like “Yeah! Thats Ray!” *points at huge drawing of Ray playing guitar* “And this is Ray playing Guitar hero!” *points at other drawing of guitar hero screen and BALD Ray stick figure.* At that I smiled and said “I BEAT YOU GUYS AT GUITAR HERO.” Bob looked up at me wide eyed. In a “Oh no she didnt” expression. Then he looked at worm and was like. “Worm! WORM! Did you hear what she said?” I looked at Worm and repeated “I beat them at guitar hero!” Worm just looked shocked for a second. I started laughing and looked back at Bob, who was still eyeing me with huge eyes. He was like “Did you beat it?” “YUP, Expert!” “Five stars?” “Erm... no... BUT I STILL BEAT YOU GUYS!” He then smiled and I went over to Frank who was drawing a weird, wrinkly, rock-like structure on the table. I shook his hand told them they were awesome, He said Thanks. Then I went over to Gerard, however, my mind was still on Frank. I was like. “Frank... FRANK” And when he looked at me I was like “And thanks for calling me weird last year. That was nice of you.” I said it half laughing, so he knew I was joking. So I gave him a thumbs up and he was like “But maybe you ARE a little weird!” And he giggled that high-pitched giggle of his. Which made me smile. I said Thanks again and looked back at Gerard who must have been like “Hello, Im here! CARE ABOUT ME?” And shook his hand. And seriously, I was the one who shook his hand. He didnt even hold my hand he just like, let me shake it and kinda kept it away alittle. Worst hand shake ever... seriously. I said hi he said hi and signed my card. I saw what he was drawing and leaned in to watch, he drew a bunch of pictures. But I only noticed a flying eyeball (O_o) and a weird, wrinkly fat dude... That looked kinda like Franks rock... Just... more human... and fat... I was like “Thats awesome” and he said “Thanks” and that was it. Worm then told me to go against the wall and I thanked Worm and went to the wall.
When we got against the wall and everyone was ready I was like “Imma sit on the floor... LETS SIT ON THE FLOOR BRITNEY” so I went to sit on the floor.... smart move. When the boys came to take the pic with us, Gerard came to sit beside me. He was like “Sorry” and I was like “Oh its ok, you didn't even touch me” He thought he had bumped against me... I was like “I LOVE your scarf!” It was all shinny....and he said. “Yeah, I love it too.” Which was the most awkward thing for me. I mean, if he had said thanks, I could have said “You're welcome!” and it wouldn't be awkward. But I didn't know what to respond to “Yeah I love it too” so I just said “Yeah its pretty” *tuns away* Bob went to sit next to Gerard. Britney was on my right side and Frank was beside her. I didnt see Mr. Toro during the pic.
When we were leaving everyone had to go up the stairs and out. But I was with Britney and her mom, who had to take the elevator up. So we went the same way the boys went, but when we got in this room full of doors, we got into different doors. I just waved at them and said bye, take care and stuff like that. I did scream to Bob to “STAY AWAY FROM THE FIRE!” :D I don't think he heard me hahaha. We took the elevator up with a warner bros guy who I had talked to earlier trying to get Britney and her mom M&Gs. I hugged and thanked him with Britney and the night was over.

I had so much fun guys... it was amazing... I am the happiest girl alive seriously.

One more Phrase... THE CONFETTI TASTED SALTY.
Lol just so you know...

I tried making it VERY small so it sounds weird and very rushed.... except for the M&G part lol...
:D

I have a couple of pictures, not of the concert, but of the stuff I got. And I havent been emailed the M&G picture yet...
and I couple of videos of me sitting on the grass with these three girls (one is a MCRmomma) and asking the "Sandwich guy" to get MCR out there to talk to us lol.
She was nice she got me a Bob charm.... which now is a necklace, and she will put my picture on the Skeleton Crew website!

I'll upload the vids and pics later k?

love!
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So... Three days... [21 Apr 2007|09:02am]
[ mood | calm ]

Im going to see MCR in three days...
Im very excited....
Last year I was fortunate enough to get Bobs drumstick and Frank signed it...
I bet some of you might remember how I was so excited...
XD

Well, this year im just as excited...
But Im scared...
Its going to be a huge venue... Its going to be probably the last one I go to in three years!
AHH im going to miss those boys!

Unfortunately, Mikey wont be there like I expected....
I knew something was going to happen lol But its ok...

Oh, Im definitely going to meet them...
Isnt that GREAT?
I have backstage passes, and Im going to get a change to finally talk to all of them....

Except Mikey....
But no matter, Ive talked to him before, and not having him there is just another excuse for me to see them next time!
:D

So yeah I guess thats it...
Im still fat btw guys... yes VERY FAT...
I keep losing and gaining weight...
*sigh*
oh well who cares?
:D

ITS ME!
Being fat doesn't make me less attractive...
its all about this
*points at chest*

No I don't mean Boobies
>.>

So yeah... expect great things when I come back...
From comics, to videos, to reviews!


WEEEE

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PWN [15 Apr 2007|10:11am]


I GOT BORED....

LOLZ
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I GOT BORED AGAIN [01 Apr 2007|06:56am]


"Creepy as Fuck"

Warning: You might cry
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How should I confront Frank Iero this year? [09 Mar 2007|10:58pm]
1. Jump in front of him and be like "whos weird now biatch!" and act like a monkey


2. Say *in serious hurt tone* "Yeah, you called me weird last year, it hurt my feelings" and see what he does... I know hes going to be all "OMG I did? im sorry, im so sorry" and im going to burst out laughing and point at his face then skip away smiling.

3. Just plain wear a pair of panties on my head and put my face really close to his and ask "Why did you call me weird last year" and raise an eyebrow while scratching my chin.

or if you have other opnions....
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GREATEST VIDEO YOU WILL EVER SEE LOLZ [09 Mar 2007|07:54am]
Not really, but I think its good...
except for the juice part, so just ignore that!
:D

I skipped school and made this all day... took me 5 hours cause my camera has no chip...

Totally worth it I had lots of fun making it!

Feedback is nice!

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Time for me to bring on the lolz for the IDLY video! [07 Mar 2007|08:20am]
Contains New Video Spoilers... Collapse )
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Dont mind this [04 Mar 2007|11:10am]
I need it for school tomorrow and have no floppy disck nor cd...

so Ill just post it here because its the only site i can access at school..

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The Cimolestes is a primitive, insectivore-like mammal. It lived through the late Cretaceous period, this being the late Mesozoic era. This animal looked like a tree shrew. It lived high in trees, gripping into the branches with its long nails. This animal, ate insects. Being a mammal, it drunk its mothers milk as a cub. Little is known about the Cimolestes. It was hunted by bigger land carnivores, while still alive, some kinds of dinosaurs hunted it. But its defense was living in the trees, away from trouble. The many times it had to come down to the ground were the times it was in most peril. This animal gave rise to the whole cat family, though it looked nothing like a cat. It started evolving mostly as mutation happened through out the years. The biggest change however was a dramatic change in the weather. It became dry and the trees slowly disappeared. The animal had to adapt to become a land animal. Though some still lived in trees in other parts of the world. Resulting in the many arboreal cats in the wild today. However the land species did not survive, for it had no protection against predators, resulting in the extinction of those species. So the species who survived continued to grow in Europe, still arboreal.

The Proailurus is considered the first true feline animal. It lived in the Tertiary Period, this being the Cenozoic era. This feline looked very much like most felines look today, long legs ans tail, large eyes and sharp claws and teeth. Its fur coat was short. It was spotted and stripped in many shapes. This feline lived in trees, like its common ancestor. It was found mostly in Europe, where the majority of the Cimolestes survived. The Proailurus was a carnivore, that meant it hunted and fed off of meat. Its greatest enemy was the Brontotherium, in which, though a herbivore, was very aggressive. The Proailuruses were considered the kings of the jungle than, because like lions these days, they were not hunted by any other animals. (Though lions are hunted illegally by humans today in parts of the world). The Proailurus gave rise to Dinofelis and Machairodus, which are other late Tertiary Period felines. As pray evolved to protect itself from these predators, they had to naturally evolve with them to help themselves to survive. This resulted in the early Saber-Toothed Cats (like the tiger) With bigger teeth and legs, for better hunting strategies.

The domestic cat is a small carnivorous mammal, just like its ancestors. Its been valued by humans for the last 9.500 years. But it all started in Egypt, with the mythical cat Bast. It was considered protector of the home. The “goddess” of the home. Mostly because it is able to hunt vermin, like mice which infested the Egyptian's fields and homes. She was the daughter of the sun god Ra and very important in Egyptian religion. Since then, domestic cats have been kept by humans for companion. Like big cats, these cats are very effective predators. They ambush and immobilize pray by pouncing, then bite their necks with their long canines, a fatal blow to the spinal cord. However domestic cats like to hunt and eat invertebrates as well, like insects. Domestic cats are hunted by larger mammals, which are various, like the dog. Cats live in the present era and period, The Cenozoic era and Quaternary period. The wild cat, its ancestor is believed to have evolved in a desert climate, them being the domestic cats ancestors passed on their traits. Cats are able to withstand hot and cold temperatures of a temperate climate (like the cold desert nights and hot days for the wild cat) but not for very long. They prefer warm areas, sleeping in a sunny spot in the heat of the day



---evolution
Natural selection is when favorable traits that are heritable become more common in generations that follow in a certain environment and are more favorable in their gene pool. Genetic drift occurs when a single gene pool is separated so that they cannot interact with each other, throughout the years they each adapt to their own environment and change from one another. This is like geographic isolation. Domestic cats evolved in many way through out the family tree, however they all evolved from the common ancestor “Cimolestes” Which lived in threes throughout the worst except the poles and Australia, different climates resulted in speciation. Thats why there are so many different kinds of cats today. The Proailurus, evolved through natural selection. Because it was a carnivore and a hunter it had to adapt with its surroundings. Eventually the ones with larger canines survived and passed out their traits forward, like the Saber-Toothed Cats which had large sabers which where good for hunting and even utilized in other things such a moving fallen trees (which was common where they lived) that being another example of natural selection, only the ones with large strong sabers survived. Cats in the desert part of the world became adapted to the weather, they where able to withstand extreme heat and cold and long periods of time without water. Cats which evoluted in different parts of the world became adapted to temperate weather or hot weather, like the climate in North Africa, where lots of big cats live these days.

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and dont try copying it i made up almost all of it and didnt double check...
i was late okay!!!

but on the bright side:

I HAVE M&GS FOR THE NEXT MCR CONCERT BITCHES BE JEALOUS!!!!!
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Me and my mom were talking... [19 Feb 2007|10:59pm]
I need to lose 100 pounds in four months...

I cant stand this anymore...
Imma take drastic measures

When youre 230 pounds...
Its not a disorder...
Its a solution...

Its just....
We were talking...
Shes skinny... everytime she puts on clothes she whines out loud about how fat she is...
I asked her how she thinks it makes me fell.... Well, it makes me feel like a killer whale...
Shes going to put me in weight watchers and all those stupid things that dont resolve anything but takes away self respect...

I lost 7 pounds... well... I just gained 4.... It will never work...
By the summer...
Im going to be skinny...

Im tired... latelly Ive been so depressed... and I dont want my depression to come back...
But its going to anyway...
Dont want to let it affect me around people... but it will... and that sucks....

I dont know... I didnt make comics the whole week (but saturday)
Life has just been a huge case of the Blahs...

Its also 80% possible I might get Diabetes...
And I dont want that...
I rather die with a fucked up stomach really than diabetes...
I dont know...
Sometimes I wonder why I AM the fat one...
why is it all these people are beautiful... But IM not?
What did I do?
Whats it like to not be called "fatass" or "free willy"
How does it feel to sit down and not have jelly rolls...
Do you feel... diferent? small?
What doesn it feel to be able to run along time?
Go up stairs and not collapse?
Run and not shake allover
Have marks
How does it fucking feel?
I just want to know...
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Kitty's Funny MCR Picture Post... [11 Feb 2007|03:39pm]
So, I was going through my picture folder...Collapse )
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OK [03 Feb 2007|04:45pm]
Comment anonymously and tell me...
What do you REALLY think about me...

I just need to know...
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MCRTALES IS HERE MUTHAFUCKERS [21 Jan 2007|04:31pm]
http://community.livejournal.com/mcrtales/

:D

First comic is up!
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